Bellas Cabaret

Near the Miami River in Hialeah, Bellas Cabaret strikes just the right balance between classy and divey, offering reasonably priced drinks and friendly service inside a recently renovated lounge space (the club’s former “Porky’s” moniker hints at a somewhat grimier past life). Fans of this spot rave about the laid back vibes, beautiful (fully nude) women and cigar menu. Plus, with Club Pink Pussycat and Booby Trap on the River just a few minutes down the road, you’re bound to find something you like.