Sure, it’s a bit gimmicky, but it’s still fun: The Standard Miami has just installed a bright-yellow "astrology hotline phone booth" on site. Guests can step inside and listen to their monthly horoscope, curated by local astrology expert Lori Bell. It’s a cute little pick-me-up—assuming, of course, you like what Bell has in store each month.

According to an official press release, the recorded forecast will be updated each month "to reflect the latest planetary shifts, offering insights and guidance from the cosmos."
Any guest looking for a more personalized experience can also opt to book a one-on-one private session with Bell at The Spa right here. These 90-minute readings will feature unique natal charts and in-depth conversations about potential upcoming opportunities and challenges that guests should explore.

But there's more: the whole cosmic theme continues at The Standard's Monterrey Bar, where folks can order zodiac-inspired cocktails and bites from the What's Your Sign-ature menu offered daily from 5pm to midnight.

Split into four categories—fire, earth, air and water—the cocktails range from classic offerings (side car, last word) to more creative concoctions, like the Le Lido, made with tequila, Kleos Mastiha, Chareau aloe, honeydew melon and cucumber. Clearly, The Standard is all in when it comes to astrology... and we're sort of into it?