Dating, in general, is tough. But dating in Miami—where the women are beautiful, the men are fit and the weather demands that both show tons of skin—puts even more strain on singles. The trick to making a love connection in the 305? A little luck, a lot of cash and these 11 tips guaranteed to make a Miamian fall in love with you.
1. Have access to a boat
"You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat!"
2. Don’t live with your parents
Single Latin men, it's time you considered other roommates.
3. Start a blog or new business
Side hustles are sexy! Plus, free stuff will make him/her think you’re cool.
4. Go to college
You’ll be head and shoulders above the competition.
5. Pile on the PDA
Miamians are really affectionate people.
6. Work out
Thrice-weekly Barry’s Bootcamp classes might get you laid.
7. Listen!
Stop talking about yourself.
8. Know people who know people
How else are you going to sneak your potential SO into Art Basel parties?
9. Speak Spanish
Not only is it Miami’s unofficial language, but Español es sexy.
10. Know how to salsa dance
This is non-negotiable.
11. Don’t say “bro”
Really, bro, just don’t.
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