Ted’s Hideaway

If Kim Kardashian is your role model or you never leave home without Armani, take note: Ted’s doesn’t want you. Ted’s people are normal people (with the exception of Bono, who frequented the dive when the U2 tour hit town), the kind who drink Bud, take their bar snacks with a side of cheese fries and cheer for the Marlins on TV. When it comes to sociability versus social standing, the former always wins at Ted’s.