We've narrowed down this year's behemoth program to just the essentials, you're welcome.
There's an enormous range of shows on our stages over the course of this month, from spectacular solo performances (seriously, do not miss Deer Woman and Since Ali Died) to large-scale spectacles like Melbourne Theatre Company's Shakespeare in Love. If you prefer your theatre a little more interactive, head to A Midnight Visit, or if you need some song in your life, check out the new Melbourne production of Sunday in the Park with George.
If you're looking to book ahead, Melbourne Festival has its full October line-up on sale.
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