Three men in towels in a sauna.
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The best sex on premises venues in Melbourne

Keen for some cheeky fun? Check out these spots

Contributor: Leah Glynn
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Looking to get some action without having to navigate the apps? You can always go to a sex-on-premises venue. Melbourne is home to a couple of gay saunas and steam rooms, with many offering fun theme nights – often with playful names like Tight-Arse Tuesday or Bound Kink Night to keep things spicy.

And just in case you still want to dabble on your fave pick-up apps, all of them also offer cyber lounges. Just remember to play safe.

Want more? Check out Melbourne's best nightclubs and gay bars.

Where to have sex on premises in Melbourne

  • Gay and lesbian
  • Collingwood

Wet is one of Melbourne’s most popular saunas. Staggering distance from Collingwood's bars and restaurants, it’s busiest on Friday and Saturday nights. With its busy steam room, a cosy spa and sauna, bar and Greco-Roman decor downstairs, plus a cruising maze upstairs with porn lounges, private cubicles and not-so-private areas, you can lose yourself here for hours. What differentiates this venue from the others is that it is the only one that has a 25-metre lap pool, which is a nice way to cool off. Wet tends to attract a younger crowd, but it's definitely a pleasant way to spend an afternoon or evening.

Opening hours: Mon-We 6pm-late; Fri-Sun 3pm-late.

Subway is the only sauna in the CBD, and has a discreet entrance on Banana Alley. As well as a couple of rabbit warren-like mazes with disorienting mirrors and a couple of porn lounges, Subway has a good-sized spa, steam room and sauna, and the wet area is the most popular, for both action and cruising. A chilled-out video area, cyber lounge and café means this venue attracts CBD workers out for a lunchtime quickie. 

Opening hours: 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

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If you live down near the Mornington Peninsula, this venue in Seaford is the one for you. Each sauna is one half of the same venue, however, each side caters to different clientele. Peninsula Sauna is for gay men, whereas Shed16 caters to the straight/bi community. There are a variety of events on the schedule, so it would be prudent to ring ahead before arriving, to check what’s happening on the day.

The venue has an impressive array of facilities: a large spa, dry sauna and steam room, licensed bar and café, private and open play areas, bondage and kink dungeon, suckatorium, sling rooms, voyeur rooms, porn lounge and the obligatory internet lounge. There is also an outdoor courtyard, best enjoyed on a warm summer’s day.

Opening hours: Tue 7pm-late; Wed 6pm-late; Thu 12.30pm-6.30pm; Fri 8pm-late; Sat 12pm-late.

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