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Photograph: Courtesy Unsplash/Adele Payman
Photograph: Courtesy Unsplash/Adele Payman

The seven worst-kept secrets in L.A.

Angelenos have name-checked these spots so much that they’re anything but unknown. We still kinda love them anyway.

Michael Juliano
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The more people talk about some standout secret, the less it’s, you know, secret. Something once hush-hush suddenly becomes everyone’s favorite Instagram spot, and any semblance of it being only for those in-the-know is gone.

We’ll fess up: We’re as guilty as any publication of glorifying L.A.’s best secrets. But you won’t find us calling these seven spots below “secret”—even though plenty of other Angelenos pretend their cover hasn’t been blown yet. But that’s alright: We still love them anyway—mostly.

  • Attractions
  • Historic buildings and sites
  • San Pedro

Neither Atlantis nor Pompei, these fenced-off ruins are all that remain after a 1929 landslide along an oceanfront San Pedro neighborhood. The slabs of concrete on the dirt-topped bluff have attracted the attention of seemingly every Instagrammer and tagger south of the 105. But there’s really not much to see here (your adventure-seeking spirit will be much more handsomely rewarded way down the coast at Laguna Beach’s Pirate Tower).

Prohibition-flouting speakeasies haven’t been in an actual thing in, oh, almost a century. But their spirit lives on in bars buried in basements or camouflaged by nondescript doors. The thing is, none of those places is particularly secret. Take a spot like Good Times at Davey Wayne’s: As is the case at seemingly all speakeasies, this watering hole’s late-night line betrays its unmarked entrance. But walk through the fridge (yeah, we still get a kick out of it) on a weekend afternoon and you’ll at least find a lovely, laid-back patio bar.

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  • Attractions
  • Parks and gardens
  • Hollywood

Like most of L.A.’s reservoirs, a chain-link fence along the perimeter separates you from the man-made lake. We’re always surprised, though, by how many people treat a noticeably large bodie of water in the middle of the Hollywood Hills as some sort of hush-hush spot. Throw in this reservoir’s nearness to the 101 and the area’s go-to tour-bus stop, and it’s anything but a pastoral secret. But we’re not total cynics: This spot is beautiful.

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  • Things to do
  • City Life

Mention Burbank Airport online and you’ll likely be met with a chorus of Angelenos chastising you for giving away the secret—as if an airport with dozens of departures a day was somehow clandestine (Long Beach on the other hand…). But we get it: The barely-there TSA lines, easy parking and alfresco boarding are a paradise worth protecting compared to the horseshoe-shaped hell that awaits at LAX.

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Just about anything with “secret” in its name

If a place has “secret” in its name, it’s probably not a secret anymore. Secret stairs? Slightly obscured, yes, but workout crowds and historical markers say otherwise. That secret swing in Elysian Park? An Instagram spot so popular that it was seemingly hugged to death (the tree branch is no longer there). That other secret swing in Simi Valley? It’s in a cave absolutely covered in graffiti. A secret route to the Valley? Literally a plot point in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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