Beard and Mustache Competition

Start working in your best mustache wax for this brawny bout at Avalon. The Los Angeles Facial Hair Society—whose gussied up Bear Flag logo, complete with a top hat and beard, deserves a mention—hosts a facial hair competition across a dozen different categories, including "whiskerinas" for the ladies and a kid's competition. And speaking of, the judges' panel rounds out its wooly experts with '70s sexploitation star Kitten Natividad.