La Quinta Resort & Club

La Quinta is a swanky resort offering a massive amount of rooms (800, including suites, casitas and villas), golf courses (five, including three PGA West courses), restaurants (seven—from poolside grill food to fine dining), tennis courts (23, many award-winning), shops (ten, all overpriced) and—of course—pools (41, if you're including the in-suite plunge pools). There's also a spa, fitness center, yoga classes and Canine Suites for pups. Basically, you could stay here twenty times and never experience the same day twice. It sounds like this much hospitality would really cost you, but with such a wide range of rooms, the lower-end options are actually super reasonable (which isn't to say you couldn't splurge on a private villa, if you were itching to drop $600+ per night).