Best burlesque performers in LA: Ruby Champagne

Laura Avina, "a lady doesn't tell her age"

If a pastie pops onstage: To this day (knock on wood), I haven't had a pastie pop off! I just hope that when it happens, I feel it so I can cover it up with my hand or pick up a costume piece I removed and play around with it while covering up the bare boob.

Sexiest place in LA: Wherever I am! Dive bars are some of my favorite sexy spots. Other places are Eastside Luv, Frolic Room, Boardners. I recently dined at Cicada—now that place is super sexy!

Favorite body part: Teeth...is that a body part? If not, my hands.

Best pick-up line after a show: Oh gosh, I can't remember one! I mostly just remember the compliments.

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