Best burlesque performers in LA: Nikita Bitch Project

Nikita Bitch Project, age 30

If a pastie pops onstage: I would have nipple covers that say "Nah" underneath the pasties!

Sexiest place in LA: Brookledge Follies.

Favorite body part: Underboob.

Best pick-up line after a show: "Every time I get a chance to see you perform, I get as excited as a kid on Christmas morning."

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