Best burlesque performers in LA: Lux LaCroix

Bethany Ward-Lawe, "old enough to know better"

If a pastie pops onstage: Keep dancing like it ain't no thing.

Sexiest place in LA: If I tell you, I will have to kill you.

Favorite body part: My middle finger: It conveys so much with so little effort.

Best pick-up line after a show: "Watching you as Prince made me question my sexuality."

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