Best burlesque performers in LA: Lili VonSchtupp

Lili VonSchtupp, 47

If a pastie pops onstage: I cover my nipple—those can apparently cause world wars if seen in public!

Sexiest place in LA: My brain! Nothing can compare to the way we see where we are. All of LA is sexy if I'm thinking about it.

Favorite body part: As for the physical looks of a body, I love all parts. Men, women, big, tiny... all beautiful. But again, I go with the brain. It is responsible for the emotions we feel. Smart is very attractive to me. And a dirty mind is so delightful no matter what you look like!

Best pick-up line after a show: There are no good pick-up lines left at 47. When you're a burlesque performer, it simply becomes silly to be hit on. But if you really want to turn me on, be smart and funny.

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