Best burlesque performers in LA: Jewel of Denial

Kelly Hardy, age 36

If a pastie pops onstage: I did this at my first show! luckily it was at the very end of the act, so I just put my hand over it, smiled and waved with my free hand.

Sexiest place in LA: Sexiest place ever was Bordello, tons of great burlesque happened on that stage. M Bar is a good second.

Favorite body part: Hips.

Best pick-up line after a show: "Will you marry me?"

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