Dear LA Jesus: I have a first date this weekend. Where should we go? (And would it be a sin to go all the way?)
My child: Go to eat at Mr. Chow. That ought to be good enough for you. If it's not then God help you because that's where God eats.
Mr. Chow and I discussing your first date. Photograph by Jerry Weber.
If you need a room the Montage is right around the corner and it ought to be good enough for you too—because that's where God lives—in the 5 bedroom 3 1/2 bathroom corner penthouse.
I remember my first date
I remember what I ate
It was green and had a pit
It was olive, that was it
I ate olive, all of olive
All of, all of, all of olive
Ate that olive, every bit
Yes I did, I ate the pit
Friends whatever you decide
Make Time Out LA your guide
Keep it simple, get some food
Eat according to the mood.
Amen