Big Wangs (CLOSED)

Big Wangs (we'll wait while you recover from your giggle fit) is the type of bar that always has a security retinue hanging out by the front door—but, danger aside, they really do know their sports. The walls are lined with hi-def TVs, and for those who'd rather play than watch, beer pong tournaments are highly encouraged. Known for its killer happy hour that happens twice a day (a huge plate of nachos for $5? Yes, please!), bargoers can choose from plenty of dishes to nosh on and soak up the booze—we're partial to the Super Wang, 18 wings tossed in your choice of sauce, because, you know, you get to say "Super Wang."