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Monday 21 November 2016

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CRIME – SOUTH WINS!

North vs South: which side of the river should you live on?

More property features

Eight tips for first-time buyers in London

London’s ten least affordable postcodes (and where to live instead)

32 Londoners reveal their worst housemate ever

Ten of the weirdest properties advertised in London