Hamburger Queen

Big is beautiful, baby! And Scottee, you won't be surprised to hear, takes issue with any suggestion otherwise. Striking a chubby-fisted blow against fattism, this plus-size pageant is back after a four-year hiatus. Expect rounds on fashion, cooking and talent, plus sleb judges such as Sofie Hagen, Grace Dent, Grace Victory, Louise McSharry and Gemma Cairney, performances from Le Gateau Chocolat and Rubyyy Jones and resident DJs Unskinny Bop providing the tunes.