Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

Turns out the place is very much somewhere your crush cannot remember the way to. You’re both stumbling around the City, pissed and full of cheese. Then you look up and St Paul’s is in front of you looking very lovely and festive. You turn to your crush and ask if you can kiss them.

They pause. Burp some cheese. And say: yes please, snog me! Do you:

A) Snog them, despite the cheese burp?

B) Not snog them?

OR BACK TO START.