Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

You’ve just been kicked out of The Lexington for brawling with a 6' 7" meathead. The police report will state you snapped his antlers in two and threatened him with the felt end.

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Want some actual Christmas party inspiration?

- Best Christmas songs.
- The best mince pies delivered.
- Bottled cocktails from London bars.