Goosed

Royal Vauxhall Tavern are back with another helping of filthy festive fun. This year, the traditional story of Mother Goose gets the adult treatment. Tim McArthur directs a story set in a bar in Vauxhall (sound familiar?) that desperately needs some golden eggs to revive its fortunes. Luckily, Fairy Lamé is on hand  - but so is the evil Kelly-Anne Con-Witch. The resulting mayhem should deliver plenty of glitz, pop songs, rude jokes and, well, goosing.