“Regulators! Mount up!” begins the Warren G anthem. If Warren and friends shop at Regulation, we can only wonder at what they’re mounting, as the fetish and gay lifestyle store stocks the UK’s widest range of Square Peg silicone ass toys. They specialise in tailored latex and leather clothing handmade in London, plus a seemingly infinite variety of innovative and darkly imaginative sex equipment, carrying a tonne of brands well known to the discriminating pervert. Staff are friendly and well informed, and they even offer a 15% student discount.
Scanning through Regulation’s list of stock is like playing a filthy version of The Generation Game conveyor belt challenge (The Penetration Game?!). Gag that turns your mouth into a toilet brush! Neoprene wrestling leotard! Israeli blackout gas mask! ‘Shiny River’ douche set! Rubber chaps! Automated fucking machine! Stainless steel urethral stretcher! Leather dog paw mitts! Annnndddd… a gigantic inflatable bondage ball that you can climb inside! All you need to complete the set is a cuddly toy. Or a cuddly boy…