Gilbert & George Swearbox (pictured above)
F*ck you d*ckhead, buy this f*cking swearbox by those sh*theads Gilbert & George. Every time you say a swear word like c**t, t**t, c**k, w**k, b******d, b***h, a******e or even p********r, pop a quid in the box, and soon you’ll have enough dosh to buy some soap to wash your filthy f***ing mouth out with. P***k.