The Yoncé Experience

If you absolutely cannot wait until megastar Beyoncé returns to London, or can't afford to fork out £50 for the pleasure, The Yoncé Experience may just be the next best option for you. How does five hours of unadulterated Bey tunes sound? Pretty jumpin, jumpin' right? Ahem. Pitched up in the main room Martin 2 Smoove will be playing non-stop Beyoncé, while in room two you'll find – you guessed it – more Queen B. Room three caters for the folk dragged by their friends who don't want work it out to Mrs Carter all night, providing a selection of funk, pop and party tunes.