Murder on Zidane’s Floor

Are you very much here for the TikTok-fuelled resurgence of Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s iconic 2001 banger following its appearance on the ‘Saltburn’ soundtrack? Then you’ll love this queer clubnight from east London-based female and nonbinary footie team Goal Diggers FC. Returning to Hackney Wick’s Yard Theatre after a three-year hiatus, the quarterly fundraising night promises pop bangers and camp classics galore, a healthy dose of hedonism and plenty of homoerotic undertones. Just like the film! Well...maybe not exactly like it.