Clapham Grand

Festive karaoke is a bit of a tradition for us lot in the Time Out office. If you’re also a fan of necking half a bottle of prosecco and belting out some Michael Bublé, you’ll love this festive edition of the phenomenon that is Massaoke, or ‘mass karaoke’. Popping up at a host of London venues this December, it’s offering you plenty of chances to warble along to Mariah, Wham, Slade and all your other favourite festive bangers soundtracked by a live band, and with lyrics on the screen in case you somehow don’t have every word of ‘Fairytale of New York’ etched into your brain. Christmas jumpers and festive fancy dress are of course encouraged.

If you’re looking for a seriously silly festive screening, look no further than south London’s cathedral of camp, the Clapham Grand. As usual, the storied old former music hall will be hosting a variety of OTT events this Christmas, including two screenings of noughties classic Christmas romcom Love Actually. Starting at midday, the earlier of the two is perfectly scheduled for brunch plans, while the second, at 6.30pm, is sure to be a raucous Saturday night out. And, as is typical of the Grand’s movie screenings, both promise a variety of entertaining antics besides the actual film, including a live host, snow machines, mince pies, sing-along carols, festive games and confetti/balloon drops. Food comes courtesy of Hot Beige, which will be offering pigs in blankets, hot dogs and nachos (with vegan options too!), while the bar will be serving up festive cocktails and mulled wine. And as always, spectators are encouraged to dress up for the occasion, with prizes being awarded for the best costumes. Sure, you’ve probably seen the Richard Curtis fave at least a dozen times before. But we can guarantee you’ve never seen it like this!

If your idea of festive fun involves rewatching Die Hard for the umpteenth time, then you’ll love this Christmassy edition of Riot Cabaret’s ever-popular wrestling night. Expect immaculate festive vibes, high-flying action and a host of jaw-dropping surprises as Riot Cabaret’s roster of glittery spandex-clad pro wrestlers battle it out in the ring. Be sure to arrive for the pre-show at 7.20pm, before three hard-hitting hours of wrestling bouts. From balloon drops to surprise bouts breaking out in the audience, you never know what’s gonna happen at Riot Cabaret...especially at Christmas!

Beefmince’s Clapham Grand parties are renowned for being riotous affairs, and this NYE spectacular should be no different. The line-up is yet to be revealed, but you can expect live DJs, gogo dancers and special guests on hand to help you usher in 2025 in style.