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‘Oh my gosh, you spilt that chicken cassoulet everywhere.’
‘It’s not sick if it’s dead already.’
‘I need to blubber up like a seal – winter is coming!’
‘There’s no point buying a calendar, they won’t let you touch their willies.’
‘I want to go to a restaurant and eat this thing called fish and chips.’
‘I know I’m a catch because I visit National Trust properties out of choice.’
‘Good job I’ve got a handsome dentist.’
‘I think if I were a burlesque dancer my stage name would be “Healthy Flapjack”.’
‘Who am I to rob a man’s oats?’
‘Isn’t Vladimir Putin the bad guy from the Harry Potter films?’
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