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‘Before she gets her vagina reconstructed, she needs to get her face done.’
‘I feel like my new vibe is “grumpy”.’
‘Is Derby a real place? I mean, is it justified?’
‘You’re so Kisstory it hurts.’
‘I’m wondering how much chocolate my pearls have on them.’
‘I’m really into my rhubarb at the moment.’
‘Oh yeah, I think maybe I do want to translate a fun, light-hearted tarot deck.’
‘Toast the bun, you psychopath!’
‘I don’t need to be a scientist to know more than a scientist about the universe.’
‘I’m treating dating like a Couch to 5k.’
‘The city is scary. I wanna go back to Clapham.’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!
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