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‘Who spilled Pimm’s on our charcuterie?’
‘Have you ever had a cold wee?’
‘I’ve been at Kate’s all week – I had to drink supermarket-bought cava!’
‘Before you go to heaven, you go to the pub.’
‘Are you really breaking the news of your engagement via Monzo pot?’
‘A group of witches? A cupboard, mate – that’s what you call it.’
‘I don’t like skinny jeans. They’re too tight on my testes.’
‘I once ate so much Monster Munch my tongue started to bleed.’
‘The two things I think about most are veganism and death.’
‘I don’t want to have to crawl through a hole to get my dinner.’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!
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