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‘I really want that fish carafe.’
‘A smily face on a criminal record isn’t going to help anything.’
‘I’m not sure I could handle a wall of muffins first thing in the morning.’
‘Yesterday was my vegan day and it hasn’t agreed with me.’
‘I just felt white, wide and full of muff.’
‘I don’t think the epitome of romance is giving someone a handjob in the car.’
‘Apparently Andre fell asleep on the toilet.’
‘I had a Mexican boyfriend on RuneScape.’
‘I love tiny pickles!’
‘I’m so jealous of your lungs.’
‘You smell weird. You smell, like, not wasted.’
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