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‘I’ve forgotten how to snog, it’s been so long.’
‘I don’t think I can wear these shoes any more – they’re hurting my teeth.’
‘How much further? I don’t want to burn off all the calories I’ve paid for!’
‘So then I put my penis in a loaf of bread.’
‘I’ve revolutionised my overripe banana situation.’
‘Don’t be mean or I will continue to butter your shoulder.’
‘I got another shit tattoo the other week. Here, have a guess.’
‘You cannot seriously be drinking wine from a tiny jam jar.’
‘He’s dyslexic – he can’t use Bumble.’
‘Yeah, man, the vegan dairy scene is really kicking off these days.’
‘You have quinoa on your inner thigh.’
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