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‘You know I used to be a foot model? My dad said I had a face for radio.’
‘At uni I used to get drunk and rant about eggs.’
‘I had a dream last night that I was watching Brad Pitt have a poo. Nineties Brad.’
‘I’m on a fish and chips diet. You know, it is still vegetables.’
‘I only use yellow gesture emojis now. When I pick the white skin ones, I feel racist.’
‘If I’d married someone else I could have had five lovely daughters instead of five sons.’
‘Do you think I should wear a jumper, so they take me more seriously?’
‘How good was that crustless quiche we had at mine?’
‘Mate, you weren’t having a bad trip. You were just having a bad moment in a trip.’
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