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‘Thank you for not looking down your trousers to see whether your knob looks like a saxophone.’
‘We’re spread so thinly at work at the moment, we’re basically pâté.’
‘Apart from Wetherspoon’s, I literally don’t know what you want.’
‘I’ve always been quite wary of llamas.’
‘Finding a dead man at work was a more pleasant experience than getting the train back from All Points East.’
‘How can I garden? Everything I own is Ted Baker.’
‘I wonder what quinoa was up to in the ’90s.’
‘That’s my favourite hydrogenated potato-based snack!’
‘My phone knows how to spell “Berghain”.’
‘It’s cold out here because it’s the air.’
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