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‘God, your gooch is getting a lot of airtime lately.’
‘I need to get back into pitta.’
‘Sometimes I think I just want to live in a field.’
‘I’m annoyed because I haven’t seen anybody slip over in the mud this year.’
‘I think gout needs a rebrand.’
‘Pants are weird, aren’t they?’
‘I’m allowed to fart in my own company.’
‘Where does a condiment end and a sauce begin?’
‘I’m going to get bangers and mash. You know where you are with sausages.’
‘It’s hard to find memes, isn’t it?’
‘That place is a shirt-wearer’s paradise.’
‘Is that a toilet or an art installation?’
Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – tweet us yours using #wordonthestreet and @timeoutlondon