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‘He’s always on. He’s like Alexa.’
‘The inside of my bag looks like the inside of my mind.’
‘Seriously, there’s a lot of creativity in Excel.’
‘The day I cancel a drink is the day I might as well be dead.’
‘I’ve cracked. I feel like Carol Vorderman.’
‘That’s when you get the most from a Skittle: when there are 100 in your mouth in one go.’
‘I may sound stupid, but how do you even make a cake?’
‘Whatever. I don’t have to explain myself to you. My bed sheets smell fine.’
‘I don’t want to date an accountant because I don’t think they’d be able to find my clit.’
‘I’ve never had a bad gravy experience.’
‘My birthday is on Brexit.’
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