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‘Bacon is overrated. It’s so salty and fatty but what else has it got going for it?’
‘I just need to invest in my future mouth-health.’
‘I think I’ve found a way to introduce crickets into our normal meals.’
‘Who the hell is using Times New Roman in this day and age?’
‘If there’s a Bavarian honey cake on the menu, order it.’
‘You just don’t see grappling hooks any more.’
‘Fish-and-chip shops don’t do dessert, do they?’
‘Would you eat a crisp before midday?’
‘When would you say that you first became aware of kale?’
‘These profiteroles are sweating profusely.’
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