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‘I work in Canary Wharf. I never see the sun. ’
‘No, I don’t like drinks that taste like candles.’
‘If you were £4, I’d buy you.’
‘In the holidays I try to shrink down from bovine to human. It’s not fair otherwise.’
‘Shall I just wipe you down with a green-tea towelette?’
‘I’ve Febrezedmy hair!’
‘I ended up drinking heavily and bingeing on Elton John.’
‘My hoover has become politicised.’
‘I’m so bougie I won’t eat any potato cakes that aren’t Warburtons.’
‘I can’t wait for you to meet him… but never speak of his penis.’
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