Josh Weller + Vinyl Blackk + The Crooked Empire

With his permanent dandy-in-a-wind-tunnel aesthetic, Weller is the perfect fit for this tacky Valentine's prom hosted by Bad Sex. He'll be topping the live music side of the evening with his vaudevillian pop, while the puzzlingly placed Hadouken take headline spot on the decks. Those donning prom dresses will get in free, plus there'll be a photobooth to snap your shiny (tacky) togs.