Deep Purple

Minus legendary geetar misanthrope Ritchie Blackmore, the '70s rock dinosaurs still boast a line-up including Messrs Gillan, Paice and Glover. They will no doubt treat the Jeremy Clarkson massive to such classics as 'Highway Star', 'Fireball' and their riffmongous perennial 'Smoke On The Water' – pretty much the national anthem of UK trad rock.