Porn-Stache Valentine's Special

Mixing up the themes of Valentine's Day, school disco fancy dress and porn film-ish moustaches may sound like a recipe for a lawsuit, but that's what the organisers of this self-consciously super-silly party are going for. In case the message isn't drilled home, There'll be '80s classics, hip hop, disco, garage and pop jams spun by DJs, plus bowling, karaoke, table tennis, pool, arcade games, beer pong and much more. Oh, and free moustaches given out on entry.