What's the crappest present you've ever received?

Oh, you shouldn't have! No, really – you shouldn't.

Christmas is just around the corner, which means it's time to start practising those face-splitting faux smiles of joy as you unwrap another packet of soap from Aunt Mabel in front of the family. After all, it's not Christmas without having to spend Boxing Day listing half of your gifts on eBay.

But among the usual socks and smellies, have you ever received a real stinker of a present? Whether it's giving you back your present from the year before, or accidentally opening NSFW undies in front of your uncle, we want to know.

Share your most insulting, embarrassing or outright awful present stories anonymously with us in the form below. The submissions that top the naughty list will be picked to feature in the magazine.