What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?

As a wise man called Dr Gregory House once said, ‘It’s a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.’ We’ve all dropped a whopper at one point or another, and now’s your chance to come clean.

We want to know: what’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? Whether it’s to your parents, your ex or your boss, we want to hear your most spectacular porkies.

Go on, you’ve blatantly been dying to tell someone – and if your fib is breathtaking enough we’ll feature it in Time Out London magazine (entirely anonymously, of course). Get that secret off your chest using the form below.