What are you most proud of getting away with?

Blagging. Hiding. Lying. We’re all guilty of using these tactics to do something or get somewhere we shouldn’t.

Whether it’s eating a whole meal in free samples at Borough Market, ‘accidentally’ wandering into a VIP area or pulling off an act of petty vandalism (read: traffic cones on statues) there is such thing as the perfect crime – as long as you don’t get caught. 

So tell us: what are you most proud of getting away with?

Share your brazen exploits with us below and the most impressive ones will be picked to feature in Time Out magazine. Don’t worry – it’s all anonymous. Your secret identity is safe with us.