Watch Trump get dumped at Dinerama's all-night US election party

Attention, all Nasty Women and Bad Hombrés! With the third presidential debate mercifully behind us, the last remaining date in the death march that is the US election is the biggie: Election Day.

Gossip purveyors Popbitch have hooked up with Street Feast's Dinerama to throw the mother of all election-watching parties on Tuesday November 8, with proceedings going on past the small hours and into the medium-sized ones.

It's far from cheap at £53, but you'll get all-you-can-eat American food from BBQ Lab, Smokestak, Fundi, Slider Bar, Breddos and You Doughnut, a pint of Obama's favourite brew Goose Island 312 plus a shot of bourbon, election-themed quizzes, games, plus obviously plenty of TVs to follow the democratic action. Make it through to the 6am closing time and they'll even sort you out with a free survivors' breakfast. (Then grab an Uber home just in time to watch Donald Trump refuse to concede and threaten a coup!)

With room for 600 guests, it's going to be big. Yuuuge. Winning. Believe me!

Get tickets to Popbitch's Electile Dysfunction Party at Dinerama.

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