Poundland is selling a three-course Valentine's menu for £7

If you hate your date but you’re too chicken to end it, this Valentine’s Day, Poundland is here to help. It's flogging a special three-course dinner for just £7, and we guarantee that if you serve it you will be waking up alone.

First up is crab bruschetta antipasto. Poundland is calling it ‘a wonderfully decadent twist on the Italian appetiser’ – we think it looks like toenails on toast. Main course is spaghetti and meatballs, but not as you know it – a Pot Noodle paired with speciality ‘Look What We Found Italian Beef Meatballs’. Err, where did you find them, Poundland?!

Can’t go wrong with Ferrero Rochers for pud, though. And even this dinner’s kinder than ghosting someone, isn’t it?

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And here are five great last-minute Valentine's Day events that you can still book.