Parisians can order a grandma to come to their house and cook them dinner

Parisians, eh? Not only do they get all the best white carbs – croissants, pain au chocolats, baguettes (in that order) – now they have the app every lazy Londoner has dreamed of.

Lou Papé is an online food delivery service where you can order a grandma or granddad to come to your house and cook a meal for you. They'll whip up four courses of fancy food, do your dishes and then head off home as you tuck in.

There are four gran-chefs to choose from, all retired cooks aged between 58 and 60. Meals start at 12 Euro per person and go up to 42 Euro per person.

We're both hungry and jealous.

Remember when we were jealous of this Paris exhibition?