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We asked you to reveal the strangest things that had ever happened to you while getting intimate – and you didn’t hold back. What you are about to read is very, very NSFW…
‘My girlfriend went down on me on a bench opposite the Tower of London. Not one passer-by said a word.’
‘We were watching “Titanic” and then suddenly I was in the middle of a threesome.’
‘I once dated a guy who got off by closing his eyes and jiggling my butt cheek.’
‘He came so hard that semen came out of both my nostrils.’
‘He asked me for a foot job: like a hand job, but with my feet.’
‘She burped vigorously whilst giving me a blow job. It was surprisingly arousing.’
‘He started licking my forehead. WTF?’
‘After a one-night stand I found a condom (used but empty), a pair of socks and a packet of Super Noodles lined up neatly on my dressing table. I still have no idea what happened.’
‘Peanut butter.’
Now tell us: what’s the worst job you’ve ever had to do?