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The search for solace:
Currently so hungover that I'm watching a documentary on happiness to see if I can ever feel it again.
— Alexander Smith (@alexsmith908) January 17, 2017
The inexplicable visions:
I'm so hungover that I opened my eyes and was startled because I thought I saw Chris Rock standing in my room, but it was just a lamp.
— I am fake news (@validness) January 15, 2017
The desperate plans:
Im so hungover that I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking. Fuck this.
— Mandamonium (@Thugs_N_Kisses) January 6, 2017
So hungover that I considered sticking my head in a bucket of Spanish rice to soak up the alcohol like I'm some iPhone that got wet
— Jake Bowman (@RealJakeBowman) January 2, 2017
Forgetting your phone has a brightness setting:
So hungover that I'm wearing my sunglasses at night because I can't deal with the brightness on my phone ππ
— Chanel No. 3 (@dakotakayyy) December 30, 2016
Manually controlling your homeostatic functions:
I'm so hungover that I'm controlling my heartbeat intentionally and that's the only reason it's still tickin
— Budds (@Budds_) December 27, 2016
Crying at EVERYTHING:
I'm so hungover that I've just full on bawled at a video of some corgi puppies
— meg (@chewbaccy_) December 24, 2016
I'm so hungover that I was reduced to tears by finding tomato soup at the back of my cuboard
— michael. (@mikey9710) December 10, 2016
So hungover that I just cried at a Kanye tweet, 5 times at sex and the city and again at a video of Newcastle
— rachel wiseman (@wisemanrachel) October 22, 2016
I'm so hungover that I'm crying at the start of the scrolling credits for Star Wars.
— Wesley Smyth (@WezTweets) September 4, 2016
I've been hungover for two days now. I just cried over the thumbnail of 'Beethoven's christmas adventure' on Netflix, haven't watched it yet
— Mutant Queen (@edelmariebrady) December 12, 2016
Total brain failure:
so hungover that I just tried convincing my bong that it had arms
— nealíø (@TheHighGay) December 7, 2016
one time i woke up in the morning so hungover that i spent half an hour trying to remember what alcohol was in a jäger bomb
— leialala π» (@lleiajj) December 12, 2016
I'm so hungover that I was just sat eating my maccies and I bit into my finger mistaken it for a chip help me pls
— Natπ€ (@natxcaroline) November 26, 2016
Shameless inertia:
I'm so hungover that I just sat through a 2 hour Nicolas Cage movie because I was too nauseous to get up and change the channel
— madison levine (@_maditay) November 6, 2016
I'm so hungover that I am still in the bath tub even though the water was drained 10 minutes ago.
— Jaehaerys (@waarhound) November 16, 2016
So hungover that I can't be bothered to stand up and find the right remote so I've been watching this for 10 minutes pic.twitter.com/1rIpTB16rh
— cicely (@0cicely) October 1, 2016
Deep thoughts:
so hungover that i just spent 10 minutes contemplating how eyelids are essentially curtains for your eyes how is your day going
— m britton (@thepigeonpost) November 6, 2016
Bathroom befuddlement:
im so hungover that i just got in my bathtub with my underwear still on
— paolita (@paolamartell) October 1, 2016
I'm so hungover that I'm pooping in the dark
— tater thot (@lemonwaterbabe) October 30, 2016
im so hungover that i just got in the shower, thought something felt weird then realised i still had my socks on ππππππππ
— Hannah Kinch (@k_hannah_) October 9, 2016
So hungover that I am not capable of going to the toilet by myself and took my friends dog for moral support pic.twitter.com/HyVmSj4bpZ
— Stephanie (@millssteffff) July 2, 2016
Total function collapse...
I'm so hungover that I just tried to hole punch a single sheet of paper and was too weak to do so
— flophouse jones (@annarose460) September 15, 2016
I’m so hungover that I failed the “I’m not a robot” ticketmaster check
— Jonathan McGarrigle (@JonnyMcGarrigle) August 21, 2016
So hungover that I just tried to remove last night's make-up with a tumble-dryer sheet. I now have a face that smells like spring meadows.
— Emma (@MossbawnStoic) July 22, 2016
...and the occasional super-power:
I'm so hungover that I can see through time.
— David Nolan (@Dippet) August 11, 2016
I'm so hungover that I can hear colors and see noises...
— Brockoliii |-/ (@BrockLHendricks) January 15, 2017