It’s currently wisteria season in London, as foul purple flowers burst forth from sinister climbing vines and depraved Instagram addicts flock to document the disturbing ‘phenomenon.’
UGH:
Many viewers may find the following scenes distressing:
AVERT YOUR EYES, CHILDREN!
Has God forsaken us? For surely these vile building snakes were not part of His creation:
An insult to the laws of nature:
Such frightening facades as these often cause passers-by to vomit in terror:
Once seen, it cannot be un-seen, no matter how hard you try:
Several photos were removed from this article, and subsequently banned by the Government:
Wisteria are ‘deciduous climbers’ which is Latin for ‘disgusting climbers’:
I pledge my vote in the election for whoever promises to rid us of this detestably-hued scourge:
Where will it grow next? On your HOME? On the face of your MOTHER? All up inside your SEX PARTS?
God help us all.