The stumble up to Christmas has officially begun, and it's time to put up the tree. So in true festive spirit, here are 12 of the weirdest Christmas decorations you will ever encounter. Wait until you get to number 11.
<img id="65fce0a0-60ce-2a50-2902-3680764891ee" data-caption="" data-credit="http://iaintnooprah.blogspot.co.uk/2010_06_01_archive.html" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="32415" loaded="32415" image_id="102940252" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940252/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
http://iaintnooprah.blogspot.co.uk/2010_06_01_archive.html
2. Not ze baubles!
<img id="ecfa7099-78f0-b61a-7c71-90a7f3fe72ef" data-caption="photo credit: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/47263829@N00/15789283200">Adding ornaments</a> via <a href="http://photopin.com">photopin</a> <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/">(license)</a>" data-credit="" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="449813" loaded="449813" image_id="102940208" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940208/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
photo credit: Adding ornaments via photopin (license)
<img id="ae8856c2-8360-cb1e-9f08-bd51aa8e5119" data-caption="" data-credit="Etsy/Spirit of Aine" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="86148" loaded="86148" image_id="102940314" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940314/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
Etsy/Spirit of Aine
<img id="a8e0f224-11ed-c474-26c6-0320226b0cd6" data-caption="" data-credit="http://www.modcloth.com/shop/decorative-accessories/tis-the-sizzle-ornament" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="264539" loaded="264539" image_id="102940264" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940264/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
http://www.modcloth.com/shop/decorative-accessories/tis-the-sizzle-ornament
5. Not kosher
<img id="8305c7f1-f399-b8bf-df16-124781e2a023" data-caption="" data-credit="Etsy/ Cranky amoeba" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="53217" loaded="53217" image_id="102940339" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940339/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
Etsy/ Cranky amoeba
8. Well, they are a luxury item
<img id="2efc4066-9cc1-32a5-0c06-dc83959813fa" data-caption="" data-credit="https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/210321830/electrical-outlet-funny-christmas?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=christmas%20decorations%20funny&ref=sr_gallery_7" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="68862" loaded="68862" image_id="102940298" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940298/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
Etsy/Neuronsnotincluded
9. Powerful stuff
<img id="e8ce84a9-76aa-9d8b-d45f-6629560b16d5" data-caption="" data-credit="http://crazyfunnycute.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/funny-adult-christmas-tree-decorations.html" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="26100" loaded="26100" image_id="102940255" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940255/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
http://crazyfunnycute.blogspot.co.uk/2011/01/funny-adult-christmas-tree-decorations.html
<img id="11ade7a1-920a-bc05-5053-6964b7116c4c" data-caption="" data-credit="Etsy/ KayLou Designs" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="197606" loaded="197606" image_id="102940321" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940321/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
Etsy/ KayLou Designs
11. Yes, that is what you think it is
<img id="116c07f0-0deb-3f29-5d72-645c613d91d2" data-caption="" data-credit="https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/252011255/pattern-pre-order-jeremy-corbyn?ref=pr_shop" data-width-class="" type="image/jpeg" total="135334" loaded="135334" image_id="102940290" src="http://media.timeout.com/images/102940290/image.jpg" class="photo lazy inline">
Etsy/Katrina Stiff
12. Just Jeremy Corbyn
If you need some foliage to go with those, here's where to buy Christmas trees in London.
